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Nurse Ratched 8:50 Sat Aug 29
WHO All-Time Top Twenty Lunatics

Imagine for a moment that the Internet is a dodgy government laboratory in Wuhan. I like to think of our beloved WHO as a tainted petri dish that fell down the back of a radiator, entirely forgotten and unsupervised, nurturing all manner of improbable and exotic colonies.
I first found WHO in late 2001/early 2002 and gracious me, there have been some right nutters posting on here down the years.

I’m in a nostalgic mood and therefore calling for nominations for the WHO Top Twenty Nutters of All Time. Obviously, these lists are usually ‘Top Ten’, but I think that would place unfair limits on the quantity of talent we have witnessed and would diminish their achievements.
It would be nice if posters would say some words in support of their candidates and outline why they believe their nomination(s) deserve a place in the WHO Hall of Infamy.

Has a WHO poster touched you in a special place? Do you still smile at the memory of an epic meltdown? Were you cyber-stalked by a WHO poster with the merciless tenacity of the Yul Brynner Robot thingy? Tell all.

Thank you.

Mr Kenzo 8:57 Sat Aug 29
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Lord Zoltan - his impressive way of getting under people's skin by merely telling a few Porkies.

Nurse Ratched 8:58 Sat Aug 29
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What happened to that divvy kid? Last time he was on here incognito it sounded like he had joined a cult.

Mr Kenzo 9:01 Sat Aug 29
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Gentile would love a rant on here calling you every name under the Sun, before signing off God Bless You. Still posts now and again

Lee Trundle 9:01 Sat Aug 29
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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC and his balloon knot talk.

Vexed 9:04 Sat Aug 29
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That geezer that chased KIA off the site sounded a bit mental. It's difficult to distinguish between genuine nutbags and 'comedy characters' on here though.

Mr Kenzo 9:07 Sat Aug 29
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I liked KIA, very annoying but was a staunch supporter, You have to laugh.

North Bank 9:08 Sat Aug 29
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Smasher for me, it was amusing when he was offering one iron out

Tomshardware 9:11 Sat Aug 29
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Belstaff posted some funny stuff. I'm missing Alfie's posts as well, hope he's ok.

Nurse Ratched 9:12 Sat Aug 29
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I reckon Alf Gandhi takes the crown. The most egregious pseudo intellectual on here by several country miles. Full of anger and incoherent bluster that was badly spelt and bizarrely punctuated, despite claiming to be the cleverest person on the internet (or hinting at it). Claimed to be a Buddhist but I don't think it was doing him any good. Tried to get a poster sacked from his job because the poster made him look daft in their frequent arguments. Red carded more times than gank. I really miss him.

Nurse Ratched 9:14 Sat Aug 29
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"Tried to get a poster sacked..."

Just realised, Alf might have invented doxxing.

rubble 9:17 Sat Aug 29
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Can't remember the bloke's name, but he was forever (well, on Fridays) offering people out and to take 'their eyes out with a spoon'.

Hammer and Pickle 9:20 Sat Aug 29
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Is Alfie OK? Genuinely like that nutter.

Pub Bigot 9:20 Sat Aug 29
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Chinkey Weasel, Dicksie3, Belstaff, Leigh Jim. Racking my brain, but we've had some mental cases, comedians, nutters and some top people.

One of the last bastions of normality on here. We're all cunts, but mostly genuine cunts, where as the wider internet is full of real horrible cunts.

Long live WHO

Iron Duke 9:32 Sat Aug 29
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Hugh Montieth and Milhouse have to be up there.

Iron Duke 9:35 Sat Aug 29
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And V for Vandetta

gph 9:35 Sat Aug 29
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charleyfarley.

No-one who's really so nice and reasonable would chose to devote so much time to an obvious asylum like WHO.

Therefore, he keeps his dark inner self hidden by an effort of will that only the abolutely crackers can maintain for any length of time.

Iron Duke 9:37 Sat Aug 29
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Maybe his cryptic crossword clues are actually hidden messages of where he has hidden the bodies.

Mr Kenzo 9:39 Sat Aug 29
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Pancho use to have his moments too

Nurse Ratched 9:39 Sat Aug 29
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Carlitos Claret and Blue.

Everything he posted made me want to go and bathe in Dettol. His take on the big themes of life were undoubtedly unique.

ak37 9:47 Sat Aug 29
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Nurse has definitely got to be in the top 5

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